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The Unromantic Saga of the House on East Abert Place

by Constance Sleger
In urban renovation, the focus is often on the interior
and exterior building. Plumbing, paint, roof, granite
counters, engineered floors, blah, blah. We stumbled
across a piece of land that happened to have a house on
it. This is an account of the land.
I had a modest East Side duplex with a very small yard,
which I owned with an estranged ex-boyfriend. We
were both still living in it – in different units. Eventually
through lawyers we agreed on sales terms and the end
came quickly. Rosemary Sandretto from Terapak Realty
came to see it and list it. She and Norm unloaded the
property for us in less than a week. After splitting the
proceeds, there might have been enough for a down
payment on another modest house.
I saw that very house on the Terapak website, lyrically
described as an “old farmhouse in the northern reaches
of Riverwest with a wraparound porch and an apple
tree.” In the frothy housing market of 2003, the place
had been listed for more than two months. Something
was probably wrong with it. Of course I wanted it.
My niece and I drove up to see the place one drippy
night in April. “Cool! Boo Radley!” she said as we pulled
into the drive.
Well, kind of. The place was trashy and neglected and
in the mist it looked haunted. The yard was choked with
old doors, rotting lumber, rusty corrugated iron, and
weeds.
But still I wanted it. A row of tall straight poplars with
pale grey trunks fronted the property. And there was
the porch, the old apple tree, and plum trees getting
ready to blossom. Nearby was the river.
The offer was accepted and so we closed in spring of
2003. Scott and I moved in on the last and rainiest
weekend of May.
First, we had a deadline with the City: fix up the exterior
in sixty days – or else. After the occupancy certificate
came clearing the land: digging up stumps, removing
endless garbage, pulling up bales of garlic mustard,
picking out glass and nails and old toys imbedded
in the ground. As my parents had done when they
bought a wrecked farmhouse out in the northern Kettle
Moraine almost forty years ago, so did I. I knew there
was nothing to be afraid of.
We collected bricks and granite pavers and other
hardscape materials lying around the yard, and created
paths. There was a lot to collect; the longest-lived
owners of the house had been a German mason and
his family. Hardworking and maybe obsessed with
masonry, he paved over much of the front yard. Scott
sledged it out, I built retaining walls out of the pieces,
and we hauled the rest away. Then a dump truck came
and left tons of topsoil in the yard. We covered over the
moonscape, planted grass and yews, and shaped a berm
to control wind and create privacy on the alley side.
Over the past two years we have turned over almost the
entire yard to at least one spade’s depth. Considering all
the abuse the land has undergone, the soil is amazingly
black and loamy. To cover it, we broadcast pounds of
white clover seed all around. We visited nurseries, plant
shows and farmers markets, and accepted plants from
family and friends. I built a compost bin. Both wild and
cultivated flowers bloomed. Passing neighbors smiled
and gave compliments, and we shared with them a
bumper crop from our red plum tree.
One day a while ago when we were both at work, all
of our garden tools as well as a red wheelbarrow filled
with compost disappeared. Who’d want a rusty old
mattock? A plastic yard rake? The compost? Maybe
they turned up at a rummage sale somewhere else. We
learned that ownership is sometimes not respected by
some few passers-by, and so we learned to keep our
tools out of sight.
This neighborhood is debatable. Sometimes strangers
with no seeming good intent knock on our door in the
middle of the night, or enter the yard to work a scam.
Occasionally, police cruise by searching for suspects, or
we get rumor of a nearby mugging or burglary. Still, I
like to think that we are fighting the forces of chaos up
here with a lawnmower and pruning shears. When we
sit on the porch on a warm day with cold beers and the
Weber grill going, and a view of the trees in the river
valley, we know we created this.
The lesson is?
Do there have to be lessons?
We learn from what we do and then we want to talk
about them (I do anyway). So here’s one: you get dirty
but dirt washes off.
Or: just because nobody else wanted it, doesn’t mean it
doesn’t have value.
Or: if you dump your baggage, opportunities open up.
Old houses appear just when you need them. Everything
we are or aspire to is right splat there in the yard like a
big old billboard. You may roll your eyes, or you may
admire, or you may just observe for a while to see what
will happen next.
Riverwest Currents online edition - January, 2006
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